Out of the Loop

If anyone knows where I can find the parties, bars, and girls featured in a Coors Light commercial please point me in the right direction.  I have nothing against the silver bullet, but seriously, these lame rock songs about girls with rings in their bellies and ears have got to stop.  As if having Kid-Rock buy rounds at a football game wasn't enough.  I enjoyed the Wingman, and even the Wingdog, but these commercials where the two young bachelors, escorted by 5-6 unreal women, open the secret door to a place with countless amazingly gorgeous women, flirting like it's their last chance before armageddon, surrounded by massive buckets of Coors Light on ice, dancing at a house party like they're at a freakin' rave just seems to throw me for a loop.

They should re-make the commercials with fat chicks drinking the Beast and charging money for cups.  I'd find it easier to believe, and a hell of a lot funnier.

-schrags

Schrags,

I agree about your recent observation of Coors lite commercials, but dont believe this defaces its good name. Prior to these commercials, i commended coors for not buying in to the trends of the time (i.e. preppy malt drinks, low-carb bullshit) Coors should stick to what they go great with, The Illini Inn mug club, SlamPigs not on an Atkins diet, and especially the DICE GAME. If unfamiliar with dice game, hopefully i can persuade you, matt, to make a posting of the wonders of this game.

late,
HAM

I concur with the gentleman abovementioned. In addition, I am appalled by the surreptitiousness and chicanery that the marketing team at Coors has aggressively pursued. I firmly believe that the scenes portrayed in the commercials are both fictitious and mythical. The scenes of pulchritudinous women dressed in scantily clad vixen like attire is delusory setting concocted by Hollywood. Based upon personal experience indulging in debauchery and spirits and the local saloon, albeit limited, I can emphatically say that I have never witnessed an atmosphere reminiscent of a Coors Light commercial. However, my experience drinking Coors light usually consists of watching white sox fans indulge in Coors light long necks before a sox game in lot c. In reality, what really transpires is a bunch of guys telling war stories, while eating churros, with cheese sauce caked on their air brushed t-shirts (conceivably from Great America souvenir shops). Moreover, I am an esteemed scholar with a respectable reputation in the business world. It is not my intent to be ostentatious, rather I am simply informing this website that I will be filing a class action lawsuit against Coors light.

Sincerely,

Naughton---- J.D = University of Phoenix --Online--- (Magna Cum Laude 2003)
MBA= University of Phonenix ---Scottsdale Campus— (Summa Cum Laude 2004)