Tuesday, May 25, 2004

After the little guys I coach lost the last game of their spring league season (we finished with 1 win).  I headed over to Chief O'Neills to grab some dinner and catch up with Kathleen.  After enjoying some excellent soup and a decent sandwich, I watched as a very pregnant woman effortlessly threw down two pints of beer.  After enjoying the frothy beverages, she proceeded to let everyone caress her belly to feel the baby kicking inside.  Was the unborn fetus inside kicking because it enjoyed the smooth taste of Stella Artois, or because it knew it might become an alcohol induced retard in a few months??

Can you get off yourself for 9 months and not have a beer while your pregnant?  Have a Cherry Coke or something.

My night was complete when I walked in on the last sentence of a W.T. conversation in the men's bathroom which went a little something like “aww shit, tattoos and a massage, I like the sound of that combination.”  Bet you do, Captain of the Mulleteers, bet you do.

-schrags

posted @ 10:36 PM | Feedback (3)

Thanks to skillz, I think we've found a formidable site for this years Daler Mehndi Invitational.  It appears that the Kabul Golf Club in Kabul, Afghanistan has gracefully allowed us to use its breathtaking facilities in late August of 2004.

Luckily, our deep ties with the Gidwani family allowed us access to such a prestigious course and resort.

If anyone is interested in playing, sponsoring, or caddying in the tournament, please let us know via e-mail.  We will post the rates as soon as we get them here on the web, and also via e-mail.  If anyone can donate spare HazMat suits or gas masks it would be greatly appreciated as it appears the course can sometimes get caught in the line of fire.

This years tournament will benefit the Anti-Human-Trafficking Association (AHTA) which was started by Mr. Mehndi months ago in an effort to combat the growing problem of overseas human trafficking.

After speaking with Mohammad Afzal Abdul, the 46-year-old club professional, he assured us that the weekend would go off without a hitch, and that adequate lodging is available at the resort.  He would like to remind players that they will be allowed to tee-up from anywhere on the course, and should their ball go beyond the orange “old-mine-field“ stakes, not to go looking for it.  “It's a free drop in the drop area and you don't have to take a penalty stroke.  We lost a couple members last year in the field, so we had the orange stakes installed.  Our main goal is keeping the members happy and safe.  We respect the members, and they in turn respect the Club.“

The fairways will be cut tight, and the greens will be rolling fast, so bring your best game and a full wallet.  Let's help support Mr. Mehndi, and the Kabul Golf Club.

For more information on the spectacular Kabul Golf Club and Resort visit this link.

-schrags

posted @ 10:23 AM | Feedback (7)