Well, I guess I should just start doing a weekly Apprentice re-cap. I watched Thursday's Apprentice last night and about halfway through the episode my TV burst into flames. Could Trump have thrown a bigger bone to the girl's team? Design women's clothing. Come on. We had men talking about silks and twills, fur with suede trim, and fabrics? Which one of these things doesn't belong? Anyway, the guys went in as severe underdogs, and couldn't pull off a basically impossible task. Props for trying. Girls, at least you didn't blow this one. If you had, I think Elizabeth would have cried herself right off the show.
Raj, holy crap you were annoying. We know you like to wear bow ties, but wear them cause you like them, not to use them in a rather painful-to-watch ploy to pick up women tremendously out of your league.
Maria, you're still annoying as shit. Do something about your turbo blinking eyes.
Andy, way to stay strong. You didn't deserve to be in the boardroom.
Trump, cool it with the horrible fanfare that plays when you enter a room. You're at a fashion show, not the Roman Colosseum. Also, what's with this pointing stuff? Stick with the Cobra.
That's all I've got for now. It was a pretty weak episode, with a straightforward boardroom. John, we liked you, but you really dropped the ball. You just can't do that with the Cobra lurking around the corner.
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