Do You Like Bow Ties?

Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2004 5:54 PM

Well, I guess I should just start doing a weekly Apprentice re-cap.  I watched Thursday's Apprentice last night and about halfway through the episode my TV burst into flames.  Could Trump have thrown a bigger bone to the girl's team?  Design women's clothing.  Come on.  We had men talking about silks and twills, fur with suede trim, and fabrics?  Which one of these things doesn't belong?  Anyway, the guys went in as severe underdogs, and couldn't pull off a basically impossible task.  Props for trying.  Girls, at least you didn't blow this one.  If you had, I think Elizabeth would have cried herself right off the show.

Raj, holy crap you were annoying.  We know you like to wear bow ties, but wear them cause you like them, not to use them in a rather painful-to-watch ploy to pick up women tremendously out of your league.

Maria, you're still annoying as shit.  Do something about your turbo blinking eyes.

Andy, way to stay strong.  You didn't deserve to be in the boardroom.

Trump, cool it with the horrible fanfare that plays when you enter a room.  You're at a fashion show, not the Roman Colosseum.  Also, what's with this pointing stuff?  Stick with the Cobra.

That's all I've got for now.  It was a pretty weak episode, with a straightforward boardroom.  John, we liked you, but you really dropped the ball.  You just can't do that with the Cobra lurking around the corner.

schrags

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# re: Do You Like Bow Ties?

10/16/2004 6:38 PM by skillz
My sentiments exactly schrags.

I found myself incredibly annoyed at the task right from the start and just knew that it would be the end to guys streak. Every other task has been rather right down the middle and not favoring one side or the other.

Unfortunately Mark Burnett and Donald Trump couldn't have the men winning this whole thing hands down so they had to throw the clearly intellectually inferior women a snowball.

Ivana, you annoy me, and you still can't add.

Elizabeth, you're crazy, why don't you cry some more.

Maria, your short hair is ugly, and you probably have OCD.

Stacy, grab some stilits.

...as for the boardroom, lackluster at best, if John brings Wes in I think he has a chance at survival, but clearly Trump gets annoyed at people when they have weak reasons for bringing them back in.

That's it for now....I'm still watching.

-skillz

# re: Do You Like Bow Ties?

10/17/2004 4:14 PM by melissa
john was hot. he will be missed.

# re: Do You Like Bow Ties?

10/17/2004 8:26 PM by Mary Cate
THE donald fired the only attractive member of the guys team...now you're just gonna lose ratings....

Stacy....is she 14? is she even 21? Either way, those googly eyes are down right freaky. I'm surprised they haven't called her "clinical" yet...because I'd be "afraid for my life" if I had to sleep anywhere near that crazy midget.

I'm calling it now, the attractive blonde attorney....she's the underdog.

# re: Do You Like Bow Ties?

10/18/2004 10:46 AM by Tina
Yeah....I've unfortunately been watching the last two episodes on mute due to phone calls, so the loss of John was definitely felt by myself..... Who am I supposed to watch now????

# re: Do You Like Bow Ties?

10/18/2004 5:21 PM by K-Dash
I read somewhere that the blonde attorney will take it till the end. Duh, she's laid low since the beginning. Does anyone remember Bill Rancic with a shit load of shenanigans on every episode? Absolutely not!! It's those quiet ones who always wind up the winner. Reality TV is too predictable.
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