Out of the Loop

In campaign news, it seems our friend, Mayor McCheese, in an attempt to capture the female vote, has gone incredibly soft on us.  In complete contrast of his very successful “bitterness and sarcasm” campaign, he has adopted some song lyrics and placed them in his away message.

i've become
impossible
holding on to when
when everything seemed to matter more
the two of us (all used)
all used and beaten up
watching fate
as it flows
down the path
we have chose

you and me
we're in this together now
none of them can stop us now
we will make it through somehow

you and me
if the world should break in two
until the very end of me
until the very end of you

Breathtaking.

For those of us who know the Mayor personally, this comes as an unbelievable shock.  What could cause him to stray so far from his deeply rooted angst?

Publicity stunt?  Change of heart?  A girlfriend?  Sadly, the Mayor was unavailable for comment and we are left to draw our own conclusions.

undecided,
schrags

its a sad day for all.

I haven't seen a Cheese away message without "fuck, suck or blow" for quite some time. Be wary, he's up to something. Code Orange:Terror alert raised to "HIGH (probability of gayness)"

for the love... where is the apprentice update?!?!

Wow, I didn't think people actually read the Apprentice updates. I'll have to whip one up...

are you kididn me? they are hilarious.

Upon long deliberation of a remark to combat your posts, I just have one thing to say.

Die, all of you. (especially jine)

(and danielle, you AL whore.)

Mayor.

could i have been any more drunk last night?

"Upon long deliberation of a remark to combat your posts, I just have one thing to say. Die, all of you."

Terror alert lowered one notch, he's back.

why the hell did you single me out? ass

fuckin' johnson. hahaha.

i thought you went soft. im still kinda worried. usually there would have been like a two page rant and your hatred for all that is being. especially words, and people who use them. i want a war with jine. i wont be happy until someone perishes.

goodluck jine, you're goin to need it.

HAM