Despite the next Apprentice airing tomorrow, I'm going to give a recap of last week's episode for those who requested it.
I don't think anyone was very upset when Stacy got sent back to Munchkin land by The Donald. She managed to get on everyone's last nerve, and by get on it, I mean jump up and down on it like a five-year-old in a jumping jack at your last block party. Polaroids with dogs in $30 costumes? Put down the drugs please. I'm surprised she didn't try to sit down with Trump after being fired and try to ask a few more questions. She exceeded her question quota within the first 5 minutes of the show. Also, what's with that piece of paper she brings into the boardroom? Are we supposed to think she's taking notes? She's totally playing MASH, you and I both know it.
Every week I pray Maria will get the boot. If I were Trump, I would have revoked her immunity and kicked her off with Stacy, two in one night. Hmmm, we're going to be washing dogs in Central Park...I think I'll wear a leather skirt, a trendy FDNY t-shirt, and some gigantic wraparound stilettos. Are you kidding me? Just because you have immunity it doesn't mean you get to embarrass the entire female community. Wow, that rhymed.
I kind of wanted Raj to get bit by a dog, then he might have shut up about his super, top-secret, east side location. And I kind of hoped Jennifer would have choked on her dinner when she wouldn't stop talking about herself.
Who the hell gives a “doggie massage?“ Worse than that, who the hell pays $20 for a “doggie massage?“ Even worse than that, who walks around Central Park and asks complete strangers if they can “massage their dog“ for $20?
Why wasn't George in the boardroom? It just isn't the same without him. Question, do you think Carolyn is a turbo bitch in real life, or does she just turn it on for the show?
Until next time,
schrags