Out of the Loop

I was on my way to work this morning, enjoying some music and rather light traffic when something caught my eye.  A Chevy Tahoe moved into the lane next to me, and I thought nothing of it at first.  I took a second look and thought, do my eyes deceive me?  For they were feasting on a breathtaking rendition of a largemouth bass, basking in its airbrushed glory.  Next to the fish, brushed in a red script, were the words “Fishin' Magician'.“  I'm not sure why they added the apostrophe after Magician, but I was in a state of bliss so overwhelming, it didn't really bother me at the time.

To complete the circle of trash, the license plate read “BASSPRO.”  Only fitting for a man of such honor and magical prowess.

schrags

glorious.

unfortunately, sights such as this are not uncommon where I come from...quite the norm actually. god bless the south.

I wonder if it was the bachelor

check out this site:

www.camoclad.com

the half-camo corvette actually resides in the city of chicago.

i heard red and camo is the new black this year.

HAM

I have a fishing bumper sticker in my cube at work...I dont understand it. It says, "Fish don't care what you Paid!" huh??? that doesnt even make sense.

Hi Matt!

Amazing...any chance those trashy BASSPRO plates belonged to the likes of Indiana, Wisconsin, or Kentucky....please?

dick:

http://www.fuckthesouth.com

Sadly, they were Illinois plates.

Hi Mike!

This really sounds to me like a case of a very uncreative wife's birthday present...My inlaws always buy me horrible purses and shoes--which, for a girl who lives in the city sans car--is just as good as being a Fishin' Magician' (hehe)...I'm sure I mesmerize plenty of people when I'm forced to acknowledged my husband's "Honey, why don't you use the hotpink mini-backpack with Winne the Pooh on it that my mom gave you?"

I am deeply disturbed by the lack of respect towards fishing on this blog. I do not appreciate the overall jocular demeanor of this fishing post, which obviously is aimed at making a mockery of fishing. Fishing is a sophisticated sport that requires a wealth of knowledge and talent. I would like to you see you Schrags, or your blog cronies catch and wrestle a 35 pound indigenous Mangrove Snapper.
I have been fishing for most of my life and have amassed an impressive resume. In fact, I have to my credit, a laundry list of awards for various fishing tournaments.
- 1998 Junior Bass Angler, A Flight Winner
- 1999 Kiswaukee Pond Tournament Of Champions ---1st place
- 2000 Sheboygan lake largemouth Bass Tourny ----Runner Up
- 2000 Guest Speaker Bass Master Convention
Clearly, Fishing has been very good to me and has allowed me to live a lifestyle that I never thought possible. My tournament winnings have afforded me a luxurious lifestyle complete with camouflage trucks, boats, and lifetime supply of night-crawlers. So next time you are inclined to poke fun at a Bass sticker, keep in mind fishing can provide you with opportunities you never thought existed.

Sincerely,

Nicky "The Nightcrawler"

Nightcrawler,

It wasn't a sticker. It was a large airbrush painting. Stickers are J.V., the BASSPRO doesn't mess around with J.V. He's clearly all Varsity.

thanks skillz, saw that last week and loved it. just the angst i need at times concerning the south. the ville is pretty cool though, gotta give it props.