Well, I've finally found the inspiration behind the quote “drop the zero and get with the hero” because I've found a new girlfriend. Goodbye Ariel, hello Elastigirl. I can't explain my attraction to this superhero vixen but I can tell you that she's, well, incredible. I thought my first cartoon love was great, but man, I've got to tell you, there's just so much more underneath that Lycra suit.
The Incredibles was excellent. Pixar kept up their flawless record and did it again. I loved every bit of it. Thankfully, we have one studio in Hollywood still putting out quality material.
Despite the excellent movie, the theater still managed to suck. Why does every theater think it's necessary to showcase a horrible three-dimensional introduction just to tell you what theater you're in? Do I really need to fly on a 1985 computer generated rocket through space to remind me that refreshments are available and that trash receptacles are located conveniently throughout the theater? No. Also, who plays the video games in movie theater lobbies? There must be people that play them, or else they wouldn't have them, right? Are you one of those people? What, your ass wasn't sore enough from paying $10 to see a movie so you just wanted to rough it up a little more by ponying up $3 to play Cruisin' USA? No no honey, save me a seat, I'm on level 4.
I think I'm going to start a chain of theaters that only plays good movies, only has good, center row seating, and in order to come inside, English has to be your primary language, and you have to show proof that you passed the Constitution test. You'd come, wouldn't you?
Happy Thanksgiving,
schrags