Out of the Loop

Since the natives are getting restless, Ill try to get this recap in before tonight's double execution. It was no surprise that Ivana needed to go, it was inevitable. I was excited for the day when she would finally be fired, but honestly, I never thought she'd serve herself up on such a silver platter. She basically set herself on fire for millions worldwide to enjoy.

Thankfully there was a taxi waiting outside to escort her to loser island because god only knows what would have happened if she would have had to drive herself (flashback to Porsche accident at 16).

Apex priced way too low, and just couldn't compete with two semi-hot girls parading around Manhattan dressed alike and sporting heels. Hmmm, a candy bar from a big black guy in a t-shirt hanging out with an Asian in a baseball hat, or a candy bar from two semi-good looking ladies, dressed alike, and prancing around on heels? Tough decision. Ivana couldn't control her overwhelming jealousy of Jen, so she decided to take measures into her own hands.

I quote Kelly, "Ivana single skirtedly doubled our profit margin." Way to go Ivana, you should have seen if Carolyn would have stripped with you, I bet you could have sold even more. Stripping to sell candy bars? I wouldn't have believed you if you had told me that was what was going to happen. Ivana's perverted tendencies finally got the best of her.

I absolutely loved the boardroom last week. Trump was trying to give Ivana a chance, even George didn't cut into her too bad, but as soon as Carolyn got her hands on her. Oh man. I would not want to cross streams with Carolyn, she's one feisty woman. As soon as she said "do you want a stripper running one of your organizations?" Trump knew what had to be done. Still, he took some time to play with Ivana. He baited her with questions like "Do you think you're smarter than Kevin?" Hahahaha. I laughed at my TV when he asked that. She even had the balls to say yes. And then, just when it couldn't be worse, she starts whining about Jen. "Why does Jen get to stay?" Hey, Ivana, Jen didn't lose. You did. Therefore, Jen can't get fired.

I think Ivana wanted to beat Jen more than she wanted to be the Apprentice

Enjoy the video in the previous post folks,
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Watch as The Donald fires his trusty six at the Asian Sensation, Ivana.

Note: This video is captured straight from TV and I didn't add any sounds to it. I'm not sure what makes the gun noise, I think it's a clap, but it's unreal. Granted, it doesn't have the stinging power of the Cobra, but I'm sure it still hurts.

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