Out of the Loop

I was sitting around, thinking about my plans for next weekend, and I figured I'd stray from the normal bar/city scene and have few people over. It's a simple thing, but hear me out.

We could all just chill up on the roof of my apartment building, seriously, it will be awesome. There's a ton of room up there, so you can bring as many people as you want. My buddy, G-Love, said he would swing by with his guitar and some smooth, funk-infused, rhymes, and I'll even stock the whole roof with Coke Zero. On the house baby.

Dress in you're freshest hipster gear, and once the Coke takes hold, we'll join G-Love in song as we sing in harmony to the masses below about the wonders of this flavorful, zero-calorie beverage. Doesn't that sound incredible? I know, right?

That's it, we'll just hang up there, drinking Coke Zero and singing. Don't worry, you'll know the words because they're in the Coke. Yep, they're inside the Coke. Crazy, I know. You can even hold up your bottle or fist pump it to the sky from time to time if you'd like. In fact, it's encouraged.

Hope to see you there,
schrags

Ha!!!

I'll bring my politically correct ethnically diverse group of friends and we'll make a day of it. Jose has an awesome fist pump. Like really good.

Man, who wouldn't want to be us...

Schrags,

Your humorous satires are a gem to all those capable of realizing a string of letters close together has certain meaning. However, I must say the disturbing infrequency of your biting social commentary saddens me. I'm hoping you get your A-game going again good sir.

Always Vinchenzo

ditto! Come on Matty! If I remember correctly, you once told me "c-game not allowed"

Step it up!

you are such a slacker!!!

GOD THIS SUCKS.

don't make me come to the chi and KICK YOUR ASS!! Maybe THEN you'd have somethin' to blog about?

I put a hex on your blog

I took a roasty dump on my laptop while your blog was up on the screen.
That's just how I feel right now about greasyweezle.net right now.

Amen, sista. Hot steamer.